
Monday evening, browsing innocently for some stuff for our upcoming wedding, I got hit with a lovely virus. Now, I’m a safety girl when it comes to the ‘net, and also a bit of a geek. I don’t run most of the programs that would make me most vulnerable (Internet Explorer – gah – or any version of Outlook or Outlook Express). I don’t open file attachments or click links when I don’t know where they’ll take me. I run TWO different antivirus programs and a couple of spyware programs as well to keep things relatively secure. But you’re never invulnerable. Luckily, the program announced itself by trying to open up a PDF file in my Acrobat reader (I had not clicked on any PDF files) so I immediately disconnected from the Internet, confirmed that in fact I did have viruses present, and then went to work bug hunting.
Two days, folks. Argh. This was a very nasty collection of bugs (they never travel alone – if you have one, you have more than one… trust me) that reinstated themselves on every reboot, wouldn’t let me run my antivirus scanners NOR install new ones that might have helped. Sigh. What finally saved us is a boot CD, lent to us by a wonderful angel. This piece of software masterpiece was my godsend, allowing me to edit the registry, rename and delete suspect files, all without having to actually load my infected copy of Windows (and thereby render my work useless since the virii were already resident and non-removable). It took several tries, hours of Internet research determining which files and registry keys were useful and which weren’t, and how many of these viruses work (particularly the HKLM/../Image File Execution folder… who knew! These little virus writers are so sneaky!) so we could edit the registry with intelligence, but it worked and WOO I am now virii free.
If the above was mostly garbledygook to you, PLEASE don’t try to use the boot CD I’m about to recommend, because these tools while useful hack at the very core of a Windows computer and if you don’t know what you’re doing, you could mess things up permanently. But if you’re an old hacker like my fiance and I, and aren’t afraid of editing your own registry, running system file checker (sfc.exe), checking hosts files, etc. then I can tell you that this little boot CD is a LIFE saver, literally: Ultimate Boot CD for Windows. It has dozens of utilities on it – including file explorers, registry editors, malware checkers… really, it’s a gem and a lifesaver. I am burning about twelve copies of it this weekend and stashing them in our car and every corner of our house in case anything like this ever happens again.
And now, two days later and several missed hours of sleep lighter, we return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast.